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cuernavaca hot pocket

The mexican version of Alabama hot pocket (i.e. shitting on a woman's vagina and having sex with it), but with additional hot sauce and tequila while the woman bites on a piece of lemon. It is very popular in Cuernavaca
"aaaaayyyy que rico, my boyfriend gave me a cuernavaca hot pocket."
by Jise9984 December 14, 2017
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Alabama hot pocket

"I fell asleep eating an Alabama hot pocket" they dare me to search this up bung them
by Sussy bussy sinhala sus May 16, 2023
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hot pockets

the thing that got ruined due to the recipe being constantly changed.
P1: hey do you have any good hot pockets?
P2: no, somehow they're changing along with the other ones.
by yardardar April 1, 2021
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Hot Pocket

by Catpowa February 21, 2015
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hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !
Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.
by Blu_leef January 15, 2024
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Hot Pocket

Hym "Wha... 'Eat hot pockets because it will make your mother proud of you.' What in the fuck!?"
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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Cardboard hot pocket

When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.
Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...
by Flyeaglesfly1738 July 20, 2019
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