Birthday Cleaning

When you receive a Facebook message telling you of your "friends" birthdays and you suddenly realize you neither know or like these people so you "unfriend" them.

"Dude, I got a Facebook message today telling me about 27 peoples birthdays coming up this month who I fucking hate. So, I did some Birthday Cleaning. Happy birthday dicks!

by MattMat757 March 1, 2011

clean kinged

Getting ripped off, or haveing some belongings stolen.

Man, my shoes just got clean kinged.

by autobon August 24, 2006

Proper cleaning

When someone is giving a man oral and they use his penis as a toothbrush, his cum as toothpaste and his pubic hairs as floss.

I just gave jenny a proper cleaning.

by Olivia Minerva (Shlivs) July 22, 2017

Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.

I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.

by phatbulldog October 5, 2011

Clean smoker

Someone who smokes but who doesn't have the tell-tale aroma about them that gives them away as a smoker.

I saw this guy I work with smoking, but I never would have guessed, he's such a clean smoker.

by WinifredAnn May 7, 2017

Clean prawn

Not a chick that you want to rip the head off and throw away....

A girl you want to rip the shit trail out of

That is a clean prawn mate. I'd rip her shit trail out

by thedreadeddan August 22, 2019

clean hole

A fresh start.

I know I've been collecting a lot of stuff, but maybe it's time for me to dig a clean hole and start over at square one.

by Seshie November 13, 2019