by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Clark Kent Through Pamela Isley<.7.9.76.>mug. by bejhgsiuf February 24, 2017
Get the danielle clarkmug. A small town nestled in the asshole of Idaho. These crackheads all live together and with their cousins. Population: 500 not including goats. The chosen mode of transportation is Atvs and lawnmowers. This small town is sad.
by undeadfox March 21, 2022
Get the clark forkmug. Emily is a girl that is so beautiful and attractive that she gives you anxiety. It's almost impossible to look into her eyes when you first meet her. She has a beautiful personality and can be shy sometimes but she doesn't know how shy people are when first meeting her.
"I have a crush on Emily Clarke."
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*
"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"
I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*
"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"
I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"
by LøCl October 7, 2021
Get the Emily Clarkemug. A little kid with a small dick
by savageblake9 April 24, 2019
Get the Britton clarkmug. When playing on Clark's account for the first time, you will always lose your first few games, no matter how well you perform.
Dang, even though Clark's account is 1600sr and I'm 3500sr, I still played like trash and lost my first 3 games. It must be the Clark Effect.
by BennyBunnyBoo July 11, 2019
Get the The Clark Effectmug. by womp womp womp womp March 7, 2024
Get the Callum Clarkmug.