Test Depth: NOUN. The depth at which a US Nuclear Submarine is certified to dive to at any given time. Generally this is a depth not reached on a regular basis. It is only attained rarely, and not under normal circumstances. If done so under "normal" circumstances it is only after careful preparation. Test Depth is roughly 2/3 crush depth.
Nervous NUB: Are we really going to test depth today?
Salty Dog: STFU you useless POS! Ain't nothing to be afraid of, hell I got more time on a shitter at test depth than you have on this boat!
Salty Dog: STFU you useless POS! Ain't nothing to be afraid of, hell I got more time on a shitter at test depth than you have on this boat!
by STS1SS August 07, 2007
The act of taking a potential partner from Chasers/Zos (a club in Melbourne, Australia) across the road (Chapel Street - see chap laps) to the KFC, where the fluorescent lights provide ample illumination to determine whether your score is worth taking home. For the desperadoes, it is used to gauge whether or not to tell your mates about it tomorrow.
I met this chick in Chasers so I took her over the road to give her the KFC test. She failed, so we went and did chap laps instead.
by slapshot667 July 27, 2010
by mommy's friend March 26, 2013
testing a new friendship to see if scat is an option. while having intercourse with a person drop a fart and see how they react.
john used the brown test on michelle last night and then he shit on her face.
john: *Farts
michelle: mmm
john: can i poo on your face?
john: *Farts
michelle: mmm
john: can i poo on your face?
by envarticious March 18, 2009
by Arc December 05, 2004
by Bonejangles August 07, 2019
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