hermit tech

Modern technology (more specifically home computers and smart devices, audio/video chatting services, messaging services, and remote desktop apps) that allows someone to work in almost complete isolation - mostly in one's own home.
Well I guess I've been preparing for a quarantine for awhile now. With all of my hermit tech, I haven't set foot in an office for YEARS! My coworkers know I'm an email or phone call away, they just don't know exactly where I'm at - and they probably don't need to.
by Steve J March 14, 2020
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Tech-Dicking

A sex act in which while receiving fellatio, the recipient attempts sick-ass tricks with a miniature skateboard known as a Tech-Deck on the back of the one giving the blow job.
"So my girlfriend came over last night and brought her fingerboards with her. We were Tech-Dicking all night "
by SilkyJ August 25, 2021
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Tech Totalitarianism

When giant tech companies purposely skew search results and suppress viewpoints such as news and censor viewpoints which don't meet their objectives.
In a brazen and blatant act of Orwellian tech totalitarianism, firms such as Google, Facebook and Twitter purposely de-list and suppress news and opinions such as early reports of coronavirus in Wuhan and later in the 2020 US election -- in order to support their narrative and corporate objectives, as well as affect outcomes and people's thoughts. While pretending to care and virtue signal, their true objective is to 'memory hole' any counter thinking and control people like sheep so they can have an absolute monopoly and unquestioning supremacy over society.
by Carl Davidson November 25, 2020
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Street Tech

1. Car Club Located in Northern Rhode Island. Members are known for each having thier own color neon. Members Can be seen on the streets of Woonsocket, North Smithfield, and other parts of Rhode Island and souther Mass.
1. Street Tech is the coolest car club.
2. Man, that car from Street Tech is fast.
by Street Tech Car Club March 31, 2006
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Brooklyn tech

A school full of over achievers, depressed kids and druggies. Its fucking huge with almost 6000 kids. Everyone is smart to some degree but because of the drugs and depression a lot kids don't live up to their potential. Most kids (including me) are butt ugly which leads to engineer's eye. Fights rarely happen because the kids are too pussy/depressed/high to care. If u wanna do well just pay attention most of the time in class. Also beware of pedo teachers, we're kinda famous for that.
I go to brooklyn tech, a city block sized detention center in downtown brooklyn.
by XxX_eatdatpussy445_XxXedp August 18, 2019
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tech up

To don one's personal technology for the day. This usually involves strapping/ clipping/ pocketing an array of mobile phones, PDA's, iPods, GPS's, cameras, etc.
Martin: Dude, are you ready to go yet?
John: Hold on, I've just gotta tech up, then I'm out the door.
by ClimbingTheLog April 06, 2008
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teched up

fastter, better, changed to be more technologically efficient.
the world is all teched up now with GPS,electric cars, and robotic vacuums!
by nostaljik November 13, 2003
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