teargasm

To cry profusely, suddenly.

After getting bitch-slapped he had a teargasm.

by Matt Dickinson August 15, 2006

trail of tears

The area immediately following someone who has expelled or is currently expelling gas. The noxious odor often causes tears or anger among those caught in its path. Victims may seek to flee before illness or nausea occurs.

That chili at lunch was great, but I feel badly for anyone caught in the trail of tears behind me.

by Satin Sheets April 1, 2007

Teargaslighting

The act of which is performed by any Liberal or Democrat in effort to deflect any wrongdoing and spin the narrative to make the opposing side the antagonist.

Hey, did you watch CNN last night?
No, they're just teargaslighting the entire viewer base into adopting their views or be labeled a racist.
Wow, teargaslighters are degenerates!

by YourAngerFuelsMe June 9, 2020

leg tears

1) When u laugh so hard, tears come down your leg.
2) Something to be very afraid of. This amount of tears could drown cities

1) OMG LEG TEARS! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

2) RUN, LEG TEARS EVERYWHERE!!

by Lucipaw13 July 26, 2015

E-Tears

With everything internet based beginning with "e," it was only a matter of time before it became necessary to express the act of crying electronically.
This phrase must only be used in conjunction with bad online blogs.

After reading the bad goth poetry on livejournal, I had to inform the "poet" that nobody would be crying e-tears for him.

by Domingo December 28, 2004

snow tears

Liberals that cry when they don't get their way.

Look at all those cucks with snow tears running down their face!!

by CashMoneyChange12 January 22, 2017

trail of tears

The trail of hair leading down the back to a persons ass hole.

Kevin, when you bend over I can see your trail of tears! Gnarly.

by wizbiz November 28, 2010