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Tactical Dragon

When in need of a good chunder, to prevent hangover, or create room for more alcohol, stick your fingers down your throat, and as you spew, flap your arms around behind you, creating the amazing effect that your a fire breathing dragon... You may even choose to run around, depending on the length and velocity of said spew.

Need not be a 'tactical' dragon, or even an alcohol induced dragon, whenever u feel the need for a good chunder,, just make sure its a 'dragon'.
Scenario 1 - Kings Cup
Man 1 - "Fuck man, i can't skull that!!"
Man 2 - "just do a tactical dragon and get on with it you pussy'

Scenario 2 - during drinking game, perhaps 'never have i ever'
Jacob - "I think I'm gonna spew"
Everybody 'DRAGON!!!!!!!!" DO A DRAGON'
*jacob spews into a bush, waving arms feebly*
by rednut61 September 15, 2011
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tactical chunder

When in a bar/club/pub and you feel a sudden queasiness and know that you wont make it to the toilet a tactical chunder is necessary. It is a sly, subtle chunder in a bin/corner/against the bar or anywhere that is completely inappropriate. It only becomes a tactical chunder if you get away with it.
those 5 'bucas fucked me up, had to have a tactical chunder under that table.
by mandingo89 July 25, 2009
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tactical spoon

When a man utilizes the spooning position (male posterior to female, both partners in lateral decubitus position in close contact) to soften his old lady in order to accomplish a tactical mission.
John Mayer, engaging Jennifer Aniston in a tactical spoon on a loungechair at her Malibu beachfront house: "Honey, we had a great weekend together. I sure wish you could come to my next concert. Anyway, you don't mind if I have a menage a trois with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, right?"
by N-gu October 9, 2008
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tastycake

when your having hot intimate passionate sexy sex and the girl, or woman shouts tastycake right before the male is about to have an amazing orgasm. he then becomes soft and limp.

ex: uhh uhhh uhhhhhhh babyyyyyyyyyyy.tastycake.

fuck you bitch
by nigerian master July 20, 2009
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Tactical Nuke

When a guy has an epic jizz either in his pants or with a girl.
When a fountain of jizz come out of your penis.
Guy 1:So..what happened between you and you know who last nite?
Guy 2:Well...we went back to my place and i showed her what happens when I get a tactical nuke.
Guy 1:....Woah..so howed that go?
Guy 2:Ask her shes stuck on the celing.

Also the scene from scary movie 1 when they finially have sex.
by blonde69 November 13, 2011
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crap-tastical

absolutely anything that is outstandingly pants
man, this lesson is crap-tastical
by marmite January 27, 2006
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Testical Tennis

A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!
Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;

Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."

Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"
by GrandPoop October 12, 2010
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