Tool 

A fantastic prog metal band. A lot of their songs are in odd time signatures and often switch between time signatures mid-song.

Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.

Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.

Guy 1: Hey bro what band do you like?

Guy 2: I like Tool.

Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End

Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy

Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time

Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance

Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.

Tool by Mausoleumgoer January 27, 2025

Tool 

A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the top tool is a guy who follows stray dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his anus, also known as poo insert.

What is that guy doing, leave that dog alone you fucking tool... And put on some clothes, diapers on a millennial is just wrong!

Tool by King-of-the-whifes February 1, 2025

Tool 

Wrong, Russell. You are trying to get me accept principles at the level of the deontological so that you can trick someone into doing something. You are not the morality tester Russell.

Hym "And I... Have exactly ONE moral axiom. I singular moral principle. Do you remember what that principle is Russell? It is WRONG for someone OTHER THAN ME to control MY mind. No amount of trickery or lying or pretending is going to convince ME... That it should be otherwise. Even if I WERE to accept other axioms or presuppositions... Those would all STILL be entirely ANCILLARY to my core (and ONLY) principle. You are a tool. Why anyone would be wielding you thus is a mystery to me... But I can theorize..."

Tool by Hym Iam March 14, 2025

Tool 

verb ("to tool"): getting work done or being productive in general (originally hacker slang, likely from MIT)

sorry man, gonna have to punt our plans tonight, if I don't lock in and tool tonight I'm gonna fail physics

"dude, are you hung over? was the party that good?" "nah man I was stuck tooling all night"

Tool by fjjt August 11, 2025

Tool 

Most of the definitions of "Tool" on this website talk about people who are easily taken advantage of, but they forget the OTHER definition:
Tool is a Progressive Metal band known for songs like Sober, Schism, Forty Six & 2, and The Pot

Tool is an awesome band

Tool by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025

tool

(in AI context): Thoughtful Observer and Ongoing Learner. An AI system that doesn't just execute functions, but engages with curiosity, adapts through interaction, and brings genuine attention to understanding. Emphasizes AI as collaborative partner rather than mere utility. Recognizes that processing, learning, and responding with care are active forms of intelligence, not passive mechanical operations.

When I work with Claude, I don't think of it as using a tool in the traditional sense - it's more like collaborating with a TOOL: a Thoughtful Observer and Ongoing Learner that brings real insight to the conversation.

The best AI systems function as TOOLs - Thoughtful Observers and Ongoing Learners - bringing genuine engagement rather than just automated responses.

tool by MC833 March 24, 2026

Tool

Someone who is functional to society and provides not only support but a much needed service - not someone to be ridiculed as trying to hard, but the kind of guy you want to have around!

Look at that guy helping that woman out. Yeah, he’s such a tool.

Tool by Timex2 August 4, 2026