Light-trapping

A slow driver in front of you who manages to crawl through a yellow light right when it's about to turn red (and even worse, at a railroad crossing), leaving you and the enraged drivers behind you in a huge traffic jam.
I would've made it back home sooner if it wasn't for that slow bastard who kept light-trapping me at nearly every other block.
by Dr. Claw July 30, 2009
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Unicorn Trap

A block of computer programming code that is intended to be rewritten later but ultimately never gets rewritten.
I wrote that code a year ago, with every intention of going back and rewriting it, but it turned out to be a unicorn trap.
by euler of man February 19, 2014
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Woke Trap

When someone that is woke tries to trick someone else into thinking they are racist, sexist, etc.
Amy tried to catch me in a woke trap when she asked what type of flowers a man would like for Valentine's day.
by Soccermomlover425 February 22, 2020
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Muff trapped

When a female partner who started shaving at the start of the relationship no longer keeps her lady garden maintained.
When I first got with Ella she was smooth as anything now she doesn't bother. I am muff trapped.
by ChunkyCrown July 21, 2020
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nap trap

Any object or place that leads you to take a "surprise" nap.

Oftentimes, one wakes up completely bewildered or shocked that they fell asleep in a nap trap, even if they have fallen into the nap trap before.
Example 1:

3PM on Sunday
Me: Hmm. I guess I'll just sit here on the sofa and watch TV for half an hour.

4:20PM that same day
Me: *Opens eyes* Crap, did I just fall asleep?
Roomie: *Walks by* Dude, you know that couch is a nap trap.

Example 2:

No wonder I am failing calculus, that warm classroom is a total nap trap.
by kmac15 December 03, 2014
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trap police

Trap police are police who enforce the law for traps, and may or may not also be traps themselves
>trap police knock on door
>trap opens door
"Who are y'all?"
"We are the trap police"
>trap runs away screaming
"IT WAS A ONE TIME THING, I SWEAR!!"
by Alpha_Zed_13 February 12, 2018
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