The first project initiated by a newlywed wife. All the weight that was lost first to secure a steady relationship, then to look good for the wedding is added back on with a six week time period. After the sixth week the ass grows until the wife starts having to wear sweatpants and elastic pants.
Wow (insert name here)'s ass expansion project is ahead of schedule....Ewww!
note: In mixed company sometimes it is appropriate to use the term "expansion project"
note: In mixed company sometimes it is appropriate to use the term "expansion project"
by chosney September 25, 2003
Get the Ass Expansion Projectmug. Term used to describe a girl or a girlfriend or a prosepective girlfriend with minor flaws - with the thought that they could be cleaned up they would be worth dating or going out with or even marrying...
How was your date last night?
Good, but she needs fake tits, a gym membership and a decent apartment...
Project Clean Up?
Yea....
Good, but she needs fake tits, a gym membership and a decent apartment...
Project Clean Up?
Yea....
by B. Hanback January 14, 2010
Get the Project Clean Upmug. For those that blame a person's influence, other than someone's own intuition, on a 'perceived enemy,' hold that conflict personally within. Where the claimant only sees something familiar to loathe/attack/hate when the influence or its premise is actually influential on themselves (directly or indirectly).
A person claiming a group of people have influence on an individual when the person claiming influence is obviously affected by many apparent groups or factors is an example of Projected Personal Paradox.
A liberal calling someone a republican based on the so called republican's inclination for pro-life when they are not in either groups.
A republican calling someone a liberal based on the so called liberal's inclination for going green when they are not in either groups.
A liberal calling someone a republican based on the so called republican's inclination for pro-life when they are not in either groups.
A republican calling someone a liberal based on the so called liberal's inclination for going green when they are not in either groups.
by WOOTr February 16, 2010
Get the Projected Personal Paradoxmug. A workplace phenomenon where resources assigned to a project are simultaneously worthless and invaluable, where the act of interacting with the project manager forces a classification.
"I know it's not something we normally do, and I know you're not responsible for it, however can you perform this backlog of clerical tasks?"
"I just don't have enough resources allocated to my team, I'm missing my deliverables and I'll need more of your time"
"I know it's not something we normally do, and I know you're not responsible for it, however can you perform this backlog of clerical tasks?"
"I just don't have enough resources allocated to my team, I'm missing my deliverables and I'll need more of your time"
Person 1: "I can't believe our PM made us attend that four hour meeting... We told them we didn't have anything to contribute, and they're telling me they need my pull request in by tomorrow because the project is behind"
Person 2:"Yup, Schrodinger's Project Manager"
Person 2:"Yup, Schrodinger's Project Manager"
by Bob Costas' Gym Teacher July 1, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's Project Managermug. Dad (who is tiling the back-splash): "FUCK THIS SHIT!"
Mom: "Alan, settle the fuck down! We don't want the neighbors to know you have project induced tourettes."
Mom: "Alan, settle the fuck down! We don't want the neighbors to know you have project induced tourettes."
by Groovy Nate April 26, 2012
Get the Project Induced Tourettesmug. by Tinklebooze September 16, 2019
Get the denver landscaping projectmug. The act of first placing a tube of Mentos candy inside the anus, and then quickly yet carefully sliding a newly opened Coke bottle (neck first) into the anal cavity. The participant should be on all fours with their ass up in the air with the bottle pointed upwards. The Mentos and Coke will react, and launch the Coke bottle out of the ass and high into the air like a Rocket at the Science Fair.
This project is almost guaranteed to win any Science Fair
This project is almost guaranteed to win any Science Fair
We were in the bedroom, things were getting hot and heavy. But then I got exhausted, so I stepped out of the bedroom to get a refreshing Coke. When I came back, she had a Mentos in her hand and was pushing it in her ass. She told me she wanted me to win the Science Fair Project, so I just went with it.
by QueenAndPeasant August 9, 2017
Get the science fair projectmug.