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hand cuffs

something people use as toys to make sex more intresting
'Dude, Stacy used hand cuffs on me last night"
"word"
by xx_love_me_xx September 11, 2008
mugGet the hand cuffsmug.

beast-hand

V. To swat your opponent in the nuts in an upward motion, in an effort to lift them off the ground.

N. The beast-hand
After failure to settle a dispute over their gay marital affairs, Hank gave Brandon Lowry the beast-hand and Lowry could no longer produce sperm.
mugGet the beast-handmug.

Hand monkey

A person who just holds a joint and lets it burn, wasting the marijuana, instead of puff-puff-passing like a normal person.
Damn Courtney, either smoke it or pass it. Stop being such a hand monkey; you're wasting the weed.
by D.Train August 22, 2010
mugGet the Hand monkeymug.

see these hands

Slang used for fighting. Come see these hands. We will fight.
by jojojojo2 October 18, 2014
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Hand Jibber

Used to define an emotionless, dead fish-eyed straight back handjob.
Waitress: "Would you like anything else?"
Customer: "Well, since you asked, a slow beej would be great, but failing that, a stiff Hand Jibber would suffice while I eat this meal."
by Nsla April 10, 2015
mugGet the Hand Jibbermug.

hand batch

The act of jerking off, or being jerked off till climax.
My girlfriend whipped up a hand batch for me.
by Picklepark June 24, 2017
mugGet the hand batchmug.

Kill-hand

The hand that's used to kill someone. Coined by Nick Cave in his first novel "And the ass saw the Angel".
"Sucked by the gums of this toothless grave ah go-into this fen, this pit, though ah fear to get mah kill-hand wet."
-Euchrid Eucrow
by Warbucketrage June 10, 2010
mugGet the Kill-handmug.

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