Ted Chad

Ted x Chad combines the alpa-like characteristics of a Korean male and stereotypical white frat bro in his 20s always throwing down, shotgunning beers like there is no tomorrow.

Mr. Stealyogirl will black out with his cock out and wake up with your bitch.

Gook: Yo Ted Chad wanna get some drinks?
Ted Chad: Nah bro, (throws gang signs), Imma make some bulgogi and kimchi, pop a xan and bang a hoe

by GOOKBOIS June 24, 2024

Ted Nugent

When you have sex with a hot underage girl (jailbait) on a county fair stage while wearing camo and a Republican pin. At the same time, you're choaking her (stranglehold) and breathing in the scent of her wet panties on your face, i.e. "wango tango."

Dude, did you see that guy giving that high school chick the Ted Nugent last night? It almost makes me want to vote for the fucktard.

by PubeMafia11 July 1, 2024

Ted

More commonly known as Sped, Tedsticles, or even a combination; Spedsticles, Ted is a midget, obsessed with explosives, aircraft, boats, cars, guns, cannons, overall destroying stuff, and most importantly, Among Us; which he fondly calls: "Amogus"

"Ted's so annoying!"
"That's why we call him Spedsticles you fuckhead"

by HammyShoe July 8, 2024

Ted Nugent

Fucking awesome musician. Fucking terrible human. Not much else to say.

Ted Nugent is where "separating the art from the artist" becomes very difficult.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2024

Ted

To bring a guy to an event to make another guy jealous

She tedded him

by Elttar August 16, 2024

Ted

Ted is an amazing Man of God. He is someone who is always looking out for his friends. Once you become a friend of Ted, you can guarantee you will be taken care of. Ted is funny, charming, and all around a stand up guy. Ted can be quiet, but with the quietness comes deep thought and wisdom. He will always encourage you and be there for you. Don’t mess with Ted or someone he knows because there is no getting away from Ted. He FAST.

Have you guys heard about that guy named Ted? Man. What a dreamboat!

by S.LANDer April 26, 2025

Hey, Senator Ted Cruz

If raping women and children is bad why are you covering up the Epstein files? To protect the women who were raped from... Getting justice? Why are the US army member raping the female soldiers all the time and then having it covered up? If heard plenty of stories doing that? You ever think maybe you should spend less time pre-criming people who haven't raped anyone yet and ALSO LESS TIME covering up the rapes that actually occur?

Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025