the swallower

A nasty woman who is the nastiest of the chicks who loves the taste of cum and uses it for nurishment. Everyman loves a woman who swallows.

The swallower blew me up in the back seat of my car. She seemed to be real hungry.

by swallowMEpride April 14, 2010

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 7, 2013

Swoll

a new jersay slang word used by southern jersians with little vocabulary skills

u swoll?

by 36 January 23, 2003

swallowist

A pushover - a person that swallows all kinds of abuse and never fights back
A figurative sperm guzzler
A literal sperm guzzler
A supreme douche-bag

Bob never gives back what he gets. He figures he always takes it up the hoop but really, the dumb bastard is a swallowist.

by Speiderman June 18, 2018

swoll

Lazy, fat, or gluttonous. Often used jokingly.

"You mean you just ate 3 whole Chipotle burritos at one time? That's swoll, man!"

"I watched all of Princess Bride because I was too swoll to get up and get the remote."

by kennyg26p2 March 31, 2008

swollerbear

Feel very stupid for one's actions. To be especially swoll as hell.

jackie was swollerbear when she found out the man she was dating had crabs.

by Ptrickzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz July 27, 2007

yakult swallows

baseball team in Tokyo, not nearly as popular as the Giants.
weren't any good until the 90's, when finally started winning.

the second team in Tokyo.

by 5150 August 1, 2004