power surge

The result of one man fucking five other guys at once. The guy in the center is fucked in the ass, fucks another in the ass, sucks a third and gives the other two hand jobs. While this goes on, those who are able finger their anuses. The image is that of an overloaded surge protector. If timed right, all six men will climax at the same time, resulting in a power surge.

Barry's evening with One Direction led to a power surge.

by kublerross August 7, 2013

surfer

A person who actually surfs, and has some talent in the sport. NOT someone who has taken a few lessons, or bought a board just because they had the money to do so. Many people have tried to emulate surfers over the course of the past few years by buying the surf brands (quiksilver, billabong, roxy, Lost...), but have only earned themselves the name POSEUR. Actual surfers, normally pretty chill people, see poseurs as some of the most irritating people on earth.
Over-commercialization has taken over the sport and now tons of teenage girls (sometimes boys) who think or pretend they surf have invaded the territory.

My friends and I who surf competitively feel like strangling these people.

Go play on your body boards, youre not surfers.

LIKE OMGZZZZZZZ i totalllly just did a cutt bakkkkk on my radical surfboard dude and dudette!!! LIKE I SHRED!

by REAL surfer August 28, 2008

silver surfer

the capri-sun guy who travels across worlds to refresh kids, often mistaken for a villian

i dont know think of one using the silver surfer

by joel L. December 9, 2008

surgeon

A surgeon is a doctor that had additional education after medical school so they can cut people up (perform operations) they are more comfortable with patients that are unconscious(under anesthesia) because they lack the ability to communicate well and hate when people don't agree with them. Many surgeons today were cruel to small animals when they were children cutting limbs off little helpless creatures etc. Like many doctors today their primary motivation is money except even more so. They frequently try to set speed records in operations in order to be able to buy a bigger yacht, house, mercedes benz etc. Since the patient was knocked out and doesn't see what happened, when a bad result happens they just blame the patient's "unique physiology." Even though a bad surgeon can mess you up for life and cause horrifying pain and suffering they are nearly impossible to sue due to current laws which hold doctors to a lower standard then any "reasonable" person. In the unlikely event they ever lose their license for malpractice after numerous fuckups, they can just move to another state and start over butchering more people. Surgeon: the perfect occupation for the psychotic individual who wants the power of life and death over helpless patients while laughing all the way to the bank knowing their victims have little to no recourse.

Joe says to Tom "did you hear about Susan?" Tom: "No what happened?" Joe: "She went in to get her tonsils out and the surgeon took off her left breast." Carla to Michelle: "How is David doing after his hernia surgery?". Michelle: "Not good the fucking surgeon didn't use mesh and it tore in three weeks. Then he had another surgery that got infected. He is in constant pain and lost his job and can't work. All because that cheap bastard surgeon tried to "save money" by not using mesh."

by truthbetold007 June 29, 2011

Plastic surgery

You really need to cut that shit out. It doesn't look good. You don't need it as badly as you think. If you do it more than once you have a problem. That shit isn't good for you.

Iam "Man... Seeing some of these plastic surgery people hurts my soul."

Hym "It's not your problem. Or your body. Why do you care?"

Iam "Really? I mean, I can relate to the body dysmorphia so I understand the impulse but I see some of these people destroying themselves and it makes me want to save them from themselves..."

Hym "How would you even go about doing that? What a waste of time! We have bigger problems."

Iam "I don't know.... They should have people in their lives..."

Hym "Ha! Same with the 400 pounders! Maybe someone else will do it. Hahahahahahahaha!!!"

Iam "You..."

Hym "Get it!? Because you know literally no one else will even both to lift a finger to do anything about it."

Iam "What could they even do? What could we even do? Man..."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2022

Alabama Lasik Surgery

Place a large dip of chew in your mouth right before plowing your cousin from behind. When you're about to blow spit your chaw on her back and tell her you came. When she turns around laser her in her lazy eye with a hot stream of semen then smack her in the opposite direction of her lazy eye. Fixing her lazy eye permanently.

Cletus "Hey Leeroy didnt you're wife used to have a lazy eye?"
Leeroy "She did until I gave her Alabama Lasik Surgery"
Cletus "Damn cousin, I appreciate you taking suck good care of my sister"

by Cave man101 December 12, 2019

surverus

One whom uses hax or aimbots to aid themselves in Unreal Tournament.

May also mean ghey.

John: Woah me Billy, you're on fire today!
Billy: You could say that John ;)
John: Hey wait... you're not pulling a suverus are you?

by WordMaster July 26, 2003