Simon Cowell

An old fat ugly stupid plastic faced cunt that has no talent, but thinks he has the right to tell people they have no talent. Also has an ugly wife that is only with him for his money.

That Simon Cowell is such a plastic faced fucking cunt.

by johndoe911 July 20, 2022

shmongologombus

A shmongologombus is a unbelievably large ass which when twerked shakes the earth in a proverbial ground-pound. It is also believed that it has so much mass that is possesses its own gravitational pull.

There is a large Crack in the earth here, a shmongologombus must have passed through.

by Elder Plops September 26, 2022

Simon Lu

1.Teacher at stuyvesant (so far) leaving us for bk tech.
2.I might add to clarify, best math teacher ever at stuy.
3. no literally he’s the best he is amazing if u don’t have him be jealous and cry

Simon Lu is literally the best teacher ever.

by Johnnn Don October 26, 2022

simon

insane. stay away. be careful. may try to seduce you.

very hot dangerous male.
sexy beast.

omg is that simon?? how sexy, i should stay away

by sexy woman (rayyan) May 7, 2023

Simon Fisker

A man of pure muscles. The most mysterious person in your life. You cannot deny his writing skills, because if you do that you lose your note taker.

Simon Fisker take notes all day or does he...

by HTX2000 May 23, 2023

samonah

Samonah is the most beautiful woman alone. A Devine feminine worth worship. No one compares to Samonah

Look at Samonah isn’t she beautiful

Her name is Samonah. Pretty huh

by Coolcatmommy June 23, 2023

Simon

very chill guy

Karen: I called the police on him but he didn't care
Random Guy: thats because his name is Simon

by your average asian June 29, 2023