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hey you've got a scrotem mouse!
by spongeboobe July 4, 2008
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Scrotal clamps

Two cup-shaped linked objects that squeeze testicles together.

Scrotal clamps are often ornamental items for the mantlepiece or the deep freezer, where these inconspicious items - often silver - hauntingly nest.

Gentlemen that prefer S&M discreetly can wear them during tight business meetings to further enhance humiliation.

Or as punishment for a torn förhudsros or lost precious kandelbär.
"Darling will you get me an egg cup - no not my scrotal clamps - just an egg cup please?"

"He squirmed as he realised the scrotal clamps were fresh from the freezer".

"Like acupuncture, his tight scrotal clamps helped him overcome being fired."
"Worn out förhudsros and heavy kandelbär - he realised he might as well enjoy some scrotal clamps at brunch."
by Snurrgurkan May 18, 2009
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Scrote-meal

Funky residue in the crotch area of a man's underwear after heavy perspiration.
GUY: Man, that was a heavy workout. I need to shower.

OTHER GUY: Yea, dude, I got a wicked case of scrote-meal in my undercarriage.
by DamascusBlade November 6, 2016
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scrot

a non-descript, yet somewhat repugnant substance forming due to lack of attentiveness to a particular item (being animal vegetable or mineral). Not dissimilar to mould or a throbbing infectious mound of bacteria, though the similarities between the two are few and far between. One would apply the term where other more clinical references would cause a social faux pas when utered in pleasant company.
Scrape away that scrot from your undercarriage, it's the Sabbath, and we know how dim a view He would take.
by Sam Calvert July 22, 2008
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Scrot

Teh Scrotum, usually screamed by somebody that smells of fish and is regarded as being a fuck.
OMFG MUFF SCROT, HEY LOC LOOK AT THE SCROT
by Mr_niche October 16, 2008
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scrotch

mix between crotch and scrotem-
A dirty person who doesnt shower have alot of dandruff and it just a bit of wasteman
If someone does something which you find disgusting they are a bit of a scrotch
or
The general scratching of the crotch area
"Urghhh you dirty little scrotch"
"You little scrotchbag"
"Go shuvvv scrotch up ur scrotch hole u dirty scrotch"
"I need to have a quick scrotch"
"Stop scrotching you dirty scrotch"
by Alex Kukstas and Tepper October 23, 2008
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Diet Scrote

A term used for a person displaying characteristics and/or gestures of a homosexual nature or that may be considered as being somewhat homosexual, though no hard proof of a sexuality exist to back up the insult.
Diet scrote fool best not come by me, bitch!
by Dutty Crimson November 16, 2004
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