stomach pump

being turned on by something so disgusting that you vomit into your lap and use said vomit as lube to masturbate

that naked dead chick was so hot beej had to go stomach pump.

by GrimmJeeper June 20, 2007

scrombus

a finely rolled canabis cigarette

"Would you join me in this fine scrombus"

by Oke Berman March 13, 2003

Scromo

(N) Short for "screwed up homo"

RJ is a scromo because he likes dudes and Tara.

by Deanna R October 4, 2008

Soromance

Noun, Combined term sororal (sisterly) and romance

A Soromance is a strong relationship between two females where one or both of the females are straight and they are having sex for mutual convenience and pleasure. Any outside observer would consider their actions to be more like a lesbian romance and lesbian sex, however, long term the intimacy of the relationship will most likely end when one of them begins dating or marries a man.

Sismance is a related term, however, in a sismance, there is no sexual element.

Male versions of these two words are framance (with sexual element) and bromance platonic.

A woman should recognize her heart will likely be broken in a soromance unless she is mature about the relationship and recognizes that eventually her friend will eventually begin dating a man.

by pbmaise October 1, 2011

stomach scurvy

This is what happens when an alpha gam gets so wasted on spring break that she gets seasick on land and hallucinates seeing pirates in south padre.

Damn...that alpha gam prez had stomach scurvy so bad she thought she was a seasick pirate wench in the 1800s.

by shadews May 1, 2012

Mongolian stomach fuck

When you are effin a chick in the anal canal, and u eat her shit and puke it out onto her ass, then do her...hard

o god im gonna mongolian stomach fuck you.

by Poonum April 20, 2005

stomache eggs

another term for an upset stomache, or a stomache ache

Stephany Jimenez had the worst case of stomache eggs

I had stomache eggs so bad, I shit all over my panties

by Ren01270 February 18, 2008