Poop Sniffer

When you sniff your toilet paper after you wipe your butt.

D: (comes out of the bathroom), Hey K do you ever sniff your toilet paper after you wipe? You know just to see if there is something wrong with you?
K: Oh my God that is so disgusting you are a poop sniffer...

by vsecrets April 28, 2006

stiff tongue

a man who do oral sex on a woman until she cums more than usual.

a man who is very good with his tongue that with his wood.

good day mr. stiff tongue

my boy friend have a very stiff tongue and he can do his thing

by mr. stiff tongue June 6, 2009

sleep stiffer

When a guy is sleeping, you rub their penis, thus getting the "stiff" and they wake up with a wonderful feeling.

"Omg I am totally gonna pull the sleep stiffer on him when I'm bored and he's still sleeping"

"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."

by pinkdinko April 6, 2010

stiff jiggler

butt fucking whilst doing the electric slide

Me and my baby did the stiff jiggler last night and she sprained her ankle.

by Jimma Ta September 20, 2008

stiff mole

excited young fella.
when a guy see's a hot bird which gives him a stiff one.
when a mans member grows some what.

if hes a pufter then the same applys

1. ( in the mens changing rooms) tim says: i better get out of here before i get a stiff mole.

2.shes giving me a right old stiff mole said patrick.

by jonny rotten pants July 22, 2009

Steffen Kent

A penis/wiener/dick/cock.

I like me some steffen kent.

by Steffen Kent November 16, 2010

STIFF POLE FISHING

1 TAKING SOMEONE TO A BODY OF WATER UNDER THE ASSUMPTION OF FISHING.SINCE FISHING IS EXTREMELY BORING SUGGEST STIFF POLE FISHING INSTEAD. WHEN SHE ASKS WHAT THAT IS SHOW HER YOUR OWN STIFF POLE AND SEE IF SHE TAKES THE BAIT.

BOBBY TOOK MARTHA TO THE LAKE TO GO STIFF POLE FISHING. THEY DIDNT CATCH ANY FISH BUT BOOBY CAME BACK WITH A RASH ON HIS GENITALES

by BERTALICIOUS1234 December 19, 2011