Stiff Fuck

Same meaning as 'stiff shit', but the word 'shit' is replaced by 'fuck'.

Steve: shit, we missed a bin

Shane: stiff fuck

by Mysta D February 21, 2011

stiff margarita

Tequila and lime

I need a margarita. I've had a long day give me a stiff one no BS , just tequila and lime a stiff margarita

by Crazygirl101 August 16, 2014

Stiffy

Slang for an extended magazine for a gun. Extended magazines can hold more rounds, or bullets, than a standard magazine.

That guy’s handgun has a stiffy... We’re screwed.

by CR1PT1S1SE March 7, 2018

stiff dough

stubborn, a stubborn person, immovable like a dough that needs more liquid

Don't be stiff dough. Just come with us.

by bleegiimuus December 25, 2018

Stiffy Smithy

Usually refering to someone who had such a boner it was like its an iron rod used by a black smith

Or a twat named Smith who got a boner in public

Person one, Oi oi look smithy got a boner
Smithy,bigger than urs
Person one, we were talking about you nan and u got stiffy smithy

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi May 10, 2020

Stiff brick

A man on fifa who moves at the same pace as me grandma doing a cruyff turn

Guy 1 - Yo you seen that boy Dusan?

Guy 2 - Yeah bro that guy is straight stiff brick

by Goatnaldo February 5, 2022

Iffy Stiffy

When you are half turned on but also half not.

Jeremy: Dude, in class last period I got an Iffy Stiffy because of the sub.

James: Yeah me too...

by balboni October 1, 2014