a noun. A Caucasian male who does not take pride in his life, career, outer image, and overall hygiene. Shanes are indigenous to rural areas, some cities, trailer parks, mountains, and personal vehicles. Shanes are usually attracted to public parks, Walmart's, zoos, flea markets, and anywhere else with discount prices.
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Guy 1: Hey, you see the Shane that just pulled into the parking lot?
Guy 2: You mean that guy with the stars and stripes bumper sticker that says "I'm an American-American"?
Guy 1: Yeah. His wife Krystal gave me a lapdance at a bachelor party last month.
Guy 2: Why does he have a coffee can for a tailpipe?
Guy 1: I told you, he's a Shane, dude.
Guy 2: You mean that guy with the stars and stripes bumper sticker that says "I'm an American-American"?
Guy 1: Yeah. His wife Krystal gave me a lapdance at a bachelor party last month.
Guy 2: Why does he have a coffee can for a tailpipe?
Guy 1: I told you, he's a Shane, dude.
by planeview December 4, 2009
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The sexy teen alive, more sexy then Adam (when dressed)
Shane also can be called huge friend, because he has a huge friend, and his friend likes to come see adam alot.
Shane also can be called huge friend, because he has a huge friend, and his friend likes to come see adam alot.
Body builder body, jessica simpson. Shane is a sex god, but only worthy of adam and i guess pavel, sorry ladies he's mine.
by Pavel Ganaposky December 14, 2008
Get the shane mug.Name abbreviated from the usage “Sthanam Ishtappedunnavan”. In time the name was born “ Sthaneesh”. Later in modern times turned to” Saneesh”. One who likes nipples(Disregarding gender)
He is Saneesh
by bpxav January 4, 2019
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Date of Birth: 10,000 b.c.
Height: 4ft 5 in
Weight: 287 lbs
Relationship Status: Complicated (homosexual)
Race: White (thinks he’s Indonesian)
Social Status: Peasant
Salary: $12 every two years
Abilities: Can fit a whole bag of jelly beans up his asshole. Can also masturbate (but not by himself).
Date of Birth: 10,000 b.c.
Height: 4ft 5 in
Weight: 287 lbs
Relationship Status: Complicated (homosexual)
Race: White (thinks he’s Indonesian)
Social Status: Peasant
Salary: $12 every two years
Abilities: Can fit a whole bag of jelly beans up his asshole. Can also masturbate (but not by himself).
Wow, Shane has some big calves!
by Luc, Adam, Kyle April 8, 2019
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Get the Shane Panas mug.The most down to earth and helpful person you'll meet in your life. If he considers you a good friend he can make your problems his. His good nature is misused sometimes. And yeah chicks go mad when they see him, all credits go to his hair style. Man, he's a lovely person who you can trust.
Girl 1: Shane I'm really sorry i know you have an exam tomorrow but i need your help
Shane: Tell me na....
Shane: Tell me na....
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