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Stranger

When you're taking a dump, yet the smell is completely unfamiliar to anything that's ever come out of you before. It will almost feel like a Stranger came in and shit in your toilet with you still on it.
Dude, the shit I took this morning was a total fucking Stranger. I totally almost called the cops.
by JohnnyCal September 24, 2013
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srangara

The state of being content with your past, present, and future. No wistful ideals for you: just life as it comes, and death when it comes.
Got any plans this week?
Srangara, man. Srangara.
by zak429 June 6, 2011
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Stangered

To be severely dissed and picked apart by someone. Derived from the sharp-edged insults of Patti Stanger from the Millionare Matchmaker on Bravo TV.
"You got Stangered."
"She told me that my picture looked like me 10 years and 40 pounds ago...I just got Stangered."
"Stop talking, you're talking too much." - Stanger
"The guy is on a neverending road that leads to an old age home." - Stanger
"So I'm really nervous about (so and so) because, you know, he is douchey-mc-douchey New Yorker." - Stanger
"Have either of you eaten today?...No? You can tell." - Stanger
"I hate your outfit. Pancho Vio wants his jumpsuit back." - Stanger
"These girls came out looking weird like I had the circus coming to town." - Stanger
"You need to fix that hair 'cause it's a hot mess." - Stanger
"You could lose weight." - Stanger
"You need to get your teeth fixed, 'kay? It's like shark's teeth in there. File 'em down." - Stanger
"Take that skirt off and burn it. Burn it, burn it, burn it!" - Stanger
by J.K.2 November 12, 2011
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creepy stranger

It is when you sit on your hand and wait until it becomes numb. Then you use that same hand to jerk off with.
Wendalynn needed another man's touch but instead resorted to a creepy stranger.
by Viet Phan December 13, 2008
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foreign stranger

The act of sitting on your (non dominant hand) until it goes numb then performing the act of masturbation. But not just normal masturbation.

After your hand goes numb you then take your hand and masturbate reverse. Having your thumb facing the base of your member rather than the head. You can also perform while sitting and having your hand reach under a raised leg.
So you've tried the stranger, now try a stranger that speaks a foreign language.

Your foreign stranger will be a backwards, numb, reversed, pleasure only achieved from abroad.

So you want your thumb facing the base of your member rather than the head.
by The Bicycle September 13, 2009
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hot stranger

When a man warms up a towel and masturbates with his off hand.
After a frustrating evening of gaming Henry gave himself a hot stranger.
by Salty Patch Kid March 28, 2015
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japanese stranger

When your toilet paper fails during the act of wiping resulting in unexpected ass touching with ones finger.
That toilet paper at work is so cheap I had an encounter with a Japanese Stranger.
by TickleFanny November 1, 2017
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