squirrel friend

A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the cock and balls in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the cock and balls. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you breakfast in the morning consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.

Shit Todd,Yesterday my girlfriend dumped my gimp ass so I had to seek out other means of satisfying my lust for milking the weasel,so I talked to my dad and he recommended a squirrel friend! I went right down to the forrest and nabbed one up. I've never been happier!!!!!

squirrel friend by squirtdonkeys January 23, 2007

Squirrel face 

1. A woman with a huge ugly face, resembling that of a squirrel with nuts in its cheeks

2. Hitting someone with the face of a squirrel

Damn, that girl be a squirrel face! Man, dawg, look at that squirrel face....*throws up*

Squirrel face by Dapizzimp February 26, 2007

Squirrel Monkey Buckets

a random word a person uses when they are fucked off or fed up with everything.....

hi how are you.
Squirrel Monkey Buckets!!!


Bye

Squirrel Monkey Buckets by Lady Monkey of the Bucket December 16, 2003

Squirrel Turds 

Chocolate covered peanuts. Consumed by the metric ton in movie theaters world-wide. Excellent when mixed with Pelican poo pellets and stirred into a Trashcan of Orvilles. Great Grindage for the Munchies when you're Chinese-Eyed. Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds, although they are easily interchangable.

Yo, Dude! Gimme two dollars! I gotta go drain the main vein an' getta box of Squirrel Turds from the snack shack, you wan' anything?

Squirrel Turds by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007

Squirrel Cage 

A cage located preferably in Mens running shorts to hold your nuts

Oh my god this squirrel cage in my shorts is so tight!

Squirrel Cage by irunreallyfar September 15, 2010

Squirrel Monkey

A word used for a hot guy. Prefurably a Jock.

Whoa, that squirrel monkey just got a touch down!

Squirrel Monkey by Stephanie January 1, 2005

squirrel-handed 

Someone who compulsively scales trees when surprised.


Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds

Some people wear glasses, Beth looks
like a dude

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has

Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hillary's legs are being digested

Ahhhh! I am surprised, I had better scale a tree.

squirrel-handed by Big Mac January 20, 2005