Smurfing

To choke ones self while masturbating to achieve an amazing orgasm

Phil:wanna hang out

Tim: Nope im gonna be smurfing tonight in a batman suit

by imadeitupjacob March 23, 2010

Blue Smurf

A drink which contains cheep vodka and blue World of Warcraft Mountain Dew. The drink is then topped off with whipped cream and a cherry, created a blue drink with a white top which resembles a smurf.

Seth had so many blue smurfs that he caught a fly in his throat... typical Seth.

by Hartnasty November 9, 2010

smurfs

Little blue men one sees when high on meth, acid, LSD, etc. They often hold the key to the secret of life and let you know about they do but never spell it out.

Fuck, I was high on meth at Macdonald's and this friggin' smurf was orderin' a big mac!

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

Smurfing

Having loud, unprotected sex in a public toilet. Followed by a hand job on the way home in the back of the car, only to forget about the rear view mirror and finding out that the driver could see all of your antics.

Boy 1: Man i got totally smurfed last night, bad times.
Boy 2: We all heard you smurfing! But i got smurfed way better than you last week. Smurf-tastic!!

by BetterThanBefore October 23, 2009

Smurf

(verb)
To hold someones head in a mop bucket til the bubbles stop then text 911 for help!

*(past tense) smurfed

He ready get smurfed if he keep playing with me!

I am seriously about to smurf that trick!

by DezDiamond July 27, 2011

papa smurf

the meth cook who receives pseudo from the smurfs, or people that are paid or exchanged with meth for pseudo from cvs

papa smurf is getting some pseudo from the smurfs

by ihateallzeblacks August 24, 2012

slurfing

to repeatedly slurp and gulp while drinking; being lazy

John didn't finish his homework, he was slurfing last night.
Billy needs to stop slurfing at the table.

by michael jj January 13, 2008