cold spring theory

The probability that they know Eugene is 10 to 1

Cold Spring theory? You got the wrong map.

by Florence1 August 2, 2023

The spring yard zone

Sex

But in sonic terms

Guy:Hey baby we should go to your place and go into the spring yard zone, I'mma be springing you all night

Girl: can you spindash in my special ring?

Guy: okay, get ready to handle my knuckle(s)

by MattIGuess August 8, 2024

Irish spring

When you piss in the sink and leave the party without saying goodbye .

Do not brush your teeth in the Irish spring.

by Tnarg Nivek October 16, 2023

Jamaican Spring Roll

A woman inserts a spring roll into her vagina and squirts all over it. She then dips it in soy sauce and re-inserts it into her vagina. She keeps repeating the process until the spring roll's outer layers erode and the inside vegetables are left. She then feeds herself this vegetable mix.

The woman performed the Jamaican Spring Roll in front of her family.

by sdfgnodfghadbbnadfoghnabadfokj January 24, 2025

Sinking Spring, PA

A small borough in southeast Pennsylvania just outside of Reading. Known for it’s McDonalds, Car Washes, and springs that aren’t actually sinking.

Yo bro, where are you from, cool man?
Sinking Spring, PA!

by SinkyMan69 June 12, 2025

Dutch spring roll

When you’re aboard a flight and the flight attendant farts as they walk by you during the safety presentation

After my flight was delayed for an hour, and I finally reached my assigned seat, the flight attendant gave us a Dutch spring roll on the house.

by airblimpy August 29, 2025

Emerald Spring Apartments (The Buff)

Eastside Detroit housing complex, aka “The Buff” or “Buffalo Projects,” originally Charles Terrace. Known for its deep roots in the community and as a launching point for neighborhood crews and local culture.

“Word on the block is everyone from The Buff knows each other—Emerald Spring Apartments (The Buff) ain’t just housing, it’s history.”

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025