Five Finger Spread

During masturbation, you take the hand you prefer to masturbate with and spread your fingers along the shaft, placing your thumb gently against the head. Masturbate as you normally would but remember to use the full shafty spread to your pleasurable advantage. Panting loudly like a dog with a finger in it's anus can help you climax like a Walrus riding Kurt Cobain's salty lyric notebook.

Laadds, I'm wanking right now...... it's the five finger spread and it feels fucking great! *pant pant*

by Jolly Bunch? January 3, 2010

leg spreading 101

Legend has it this class was offered at Kutztown University of PA. Its said this class was created to prepare the girls for what is inevitable throughout their college experience, especially at KU, also known to some as the University of Clap.

My last girlfriend took Leg Spreading 101 and thank god for that! Its just too bad she cheated on with with that fraternity...and the basketball team...and the baseball team...and..."

by the Walt February 20, 2005

Screaming Eagle

Five dudes, one chick, three holes, two hands. Flap those arms and scream like an eagle.

Jeff: I put it in her ass.
Pete: I put it in her pussy.
John: I put it in her mouth.
Chris: She grabbed my cock.
Steve: She grabbed my cock too.

Girl who got screaming eagled: KAAAAWWWW!

by PTouch August 25, 2010

Four Finger Spread

The act in which you take the first two fingers of each hand to spread your partner's pussy so that you can fit your head inside. shaving your head and baby oil may be a good precaution in order to avoid suffocation.

"Dude i just pulled a four finger spread last night and almost got stuck, Mary has a real tight pussy"

by GMILF November 6, 2009

nu-screamo

Term often used to describe mainstream pop punk that incorporates elements of screaming. However, this is incorrect. Nu-screamo classifies the bands listed in the examples section.

Screamo developed in the 80s from hardcore punk. It is also refered to as emotional hardcore, which can also be used to describe early emo bands such as Still Life, Grey Matter, Rites of Spring, etc. Some bands that are true screamo are: Joshua Fit for Battle, Saetia, City of Caterpillar, Reversal of Man, Neil Perry, Ampere, Capsule, Trifle Tower, Someplace to Hide, Hot Cross, Transistor Transistor, Waifle, Yaphet Kotto, Eaves, Trainwreck, Envy, etc...

Nu-screamo bands are as follows: The Used, Story of the Year, From First to Last, etc.

by steeples November 9, 2006

Screamin' Seal

When a male is having intercourse with a female on the beach, he pulls out and puts his penis in the sand, then puts it back in his partner. She then proceeds to scream like a seal

She didn't like it when I pulled the screamin' seal on her.

by bestfriend2226 April 13, 2009

spread the jelly

To have sex all night long and to spread your hot,sexy,fine bad ass stuff all over the guy or if you like a girl that's fine to.For the guys it is when they spread there sperm all over the girl.

I spread the jelly all over that bad ass girl. or...I wish I could spread my jelly with him or her.

by Minnimuffin March 17, 2009