Slum Dawged

When someone shifts the blame and responsibility after calling friends for help whereas the friends become the victim of the person calling for help claiming to be the victim.

When Lisa and I hung up the phone with Army Mom we thought everything was fine... It wasn't until the next morning we realized we had gotten "Slum Dawged” !

by Magic Midget September 18, 2023

Slum Dawged

When someone shifts the blame and responsibility after calling friends for help whereas the friends become the victim of the person calling for help claiming to be the victim.

I realized, after I hung up the phone Lisa, that I had just gotten was Slum Dawged! ”

by Magic Midget September 19, 2023

Sluman

Sluman doesn’t think he’s that cool but when he gave me a cucumber tv last Tuesday I froze like hans solo he’s a massive spinner but he’s bloody lush and I would bum him and his Nan for a tenner

Hey sluman you’re so cool can I bum you and your Nan with a frozen cucumber u angel

by Chickenwing3000 September 22, 2023

Sclump

a large amount of grump concentrated in a spot to form a sclump

"that person exudes to much sclump"
"yea, he's been collecting the grump"

by Morigae September 27, 2023

Slumberdouche

A person who is lazy, sleepy, dumb, and a douchebag

“Hey man, let’s ask Alexandre for help, he knows some stuff”, “No, bro, that guy is a total slumberdouche”

by Modzman October 5, 2023

shlumperdink

(noun) The phenomenon of when you see someone walking towards you, so you walk to the right to avoid them, but they also walk to the right, so you step to the left, and they do the same, and so on.
Originally used by cartoonist Stephan Pastis

"I was in a shlumperdink for like three hours yesterday"

by Frogfisherman07 October 12, 2023

Shlumbism

The religion of the one and only Shlumbis. Forever giving your faith to our favorite ghostly friend.

Shlumbism is a growing religion soon to take over the worlf

by Owhdndje October 13, 2023