Sluman

Sluman doesn’t think he’s that cool but when he gave me a cucumber tv last Tuesday I froze like hans solo he’s a massive spinner but he’s bloody lush and I would bum him and his Nan for a tenner

Hey sluman you’re so cool can I bum you and your Nan with a frozen cucumber u angel

by Chickenwing3000 September 23, 2023

Gover

Gover is a mister steal your gal, he loves going to the white cliffs of gover and bums the moon and sun set every evening

Hey gover do you want to borrow my mate for the night, don't steal her for ever tho

by Chickenwing3000 August 18, 2023

Gover

Gover is an arse hole and he stole my best mate

Nice one wcog now I don’t have my best mate I’ll jump off the white cliffs of gover

by Chickenwing3000 July 14, 2023