Splash Cough

The disease you get after working during the winter at Splash Lagoon. Everyone thinks it's some fake stuff,but if you've ever worked as a lifeguard as Splash Lagoon you know the science behind the disease and you also know that there is no cure

Splash Cough hit me really hard this week walking out of work.

by ryan_splash_4273 April 26, 2017

splash some water

Make your vagina wet

You gonna splash some water for me

by Chocolate 0909 July 25, 2017

Splash park

Large amount of TP layed down prior to dropping the kids off at the pool.

oefinger ran out of tp taking the kids to the splash park.

by 846 July 31, 2017

splashy prince

A young male who ejaculates (splash) on young boys

That kid just got a splashy prince from the old man across the street

by Jason dogan August 12, 2017

Splash back

When you take a heavy shit, and the water splashes back up, soaking your butthole. Usually in reference to an overused port-o-jon.
AKA stank water wash, mud cleanse, poor man's bidet.

There's nothing worse that dropping a duce in a port-o-jon that hasn't been pumped out in weeks, and getting a splash back.

by Hobby-less October 20, 2017

splash mouth

1) A trashy person with a pretty mouth that is fun to "splash" or "cum" in.
2) Some one who enjoys catching hot loads with their mouth and or face.

Jessica is just a splash mouth who cares what she likes on her pizza she's probably already full anyways.

by Kooi Sweat May 16, 2018

Splasher

A bowel movement with such velocity leaving your rectum that it hits the toilet water with force enough that the water splashes on your cheeks; A Nutella Nuke.

Dude, that Mexican food left me on the toilet taking so many splashers that my butt-cheeks are dripping wet now.

by Papa Dub July 5, 2019