Smuckers

to be jealous

"i am completely smuckers--your bling is 3x brigher than mine."

by shanghi January 30, 2004

smack my ass like a drum

we all want tom riddle to

tom riddle can smack my ass like a drum iykyk

by fredweasley´swhore October 1, 2020

wolfgang shmuck

Someone who doesn't know how to cook.

A Wolfgang Shmuck knows how to cook a pizza in a toaster over, but not much more. Even if you remember to curl your fingers in a high and tight pinch on the food when using a sharp knife, it's still a challenge to boil water or make toast.

by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

Smack-Ops

To perform a stealthy operation. Requires skill and stealth. The ultimate infiltration skill.

Mitch and matt did a smack-ops mission up the silo.

by SFSO December 29, 2008

Smack Elena Day

1st of September every year I’d smack elena day. You get to smack elena as many times as you please whenever you want

Oh would you look at that It’s smack elena day

by ElenaTheFishHead September 1, 2020

Traffic smack

Masturbating while in heavy traffic because you are so bored there is nothing else to do.

Guy1: Man were you in that traffic jam yesterday?
Guy2: Ya, that was horrible. I was so bored I had myself a traffic smack.

by hobo2000 August 4, 2007

Cat Smack

Tha act of smacking the jesus out of your girl's twat.

After the fuck session she said I was fast as shit so I reached over and gave her a good cat smack

by gk339 June 17, 2009