Clunge Sponge

Tampon

Betty had to put in a clunge sponge as she just came on her period in the middle of town.

by BUM BOIL March 5, 2015

Jam sponge

When a girl who is on her period sits on a guys face.

Bob: Hey John what did you get up to last night?

John: I pissed off my girlfriend while she was on her period so she gave me a jam sponge.

Bob: Wow, that's harsh

by Bobjones789 July 5, 2015

pork slinger

a derogatory term for an obese person.

I had to sit between two pork slingers on the plane.

by renegade lemonade March 11, 2016

dildo slinger

A sex shop retail worker, or person who is a purveyor of adult novelties.

Matt works at the porn store, he's their top dildo slinger.

by DomTheKraut October 12, 2016

personality sponge

Someone who is relatively quiet and will take to louder personalities and start taking on that personality

person 1: Hey, has Kelsey been acting different?

person 2: yea, she's a personality sponge......no thanks to Jessi

by swammer98 July 23, 2017

sexy Spongebob

To ejaculate onto a sponge and squeeze it over a lover whilst laughing hysterically

dude, my girl is such a fan that i gave laughed like an idiot and gave dat hoe a sexy spongebob

by IdiotsTalkSports April 28, 2019

John slone

My retarded brother

John slone u a dumb ass

by Sy slone July 27, 2019