sausage cutlass

A penis.

"My wife loves a go at the ol' sausage cutlass!"

by BelievinSteven October 14, 2013

Sausage dildo

Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).

I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.

by Not SeaNanners July 9, 2016

sausage snogger

Someone who is partial to a sausage in and around their mouths on the reg

Happenin ya fuckin sausage snogger

by Shaunnybhoy September 21, 2016

Sausage Link

Pretty much a conga line of butt-sex that occur during orgies. More often than not forms into a complete circle so that everyone is being penetrated while also penetrating. If the participants cannot maintain a good and steady rhythm then the link often breaks resulting in much frustration. Only applies to gay men as strap-ons are never colloquially referred to as "sausages" therefore negating women of any sexuality from this specific definition.

1. I got home last night to find my roommate orchestrating a sausage link in our living room.
2. My friend's girlfriend went back to the party to grab her bottle of gin, only to discover that a sausage link had formed upon her initial departure.

by MaverickAMO September 8, 2016

sausage dildo

The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off, and using said condom as if it were a dildo.

After having left her normal dildo at home Tammy made do with a sausage dildo.

by Chi-hime August 30, 2016

Sausage aisle

A woman's favourite isle in the supermarket, where a variety of sausages can be found of all shapes and sizes.

Hey girl, Mike took me up the sausage aisle last night, and wow was the sausage good, girthiest sausage I've ever put in my mouth fr

by Truth to be told inevitably July 31, 2016

Sausage Rolled

a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin

Jake got sausage rolled by his fat mother

by D.O.4.H September 1, 2016