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Simp

A vagina which resembles the mouth of Homer Simpson
Yo, that chick last night totally had a simp. It was hot!
by Fleedlebee June 6, 2019
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Simp

A simple, sensitive man just looking for love. One who always apologizes and is the sweetest, most caring boy. Gets his feelings hurt very easily but is very aware of how he impacts other people. I love my simp.
Robby is such a simp
by sufferingpuppet April 2, 2020
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Simp

A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.

Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.

The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
by UDUser4820 November 26, 2020
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by sixty nine 69 April 5, 2020
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Simp

A word 1-15 year olds who never had sex and suck will over use when they see someone being a gentleman or having a slight romantic relationship with a girl to make themselves feel cool
Look at that simp”! 5 year old billy announces after looking up from his moms iPhone 12 seeing a wedded man with his wife
by fjxyv August 22, 2020
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Simp

A boy who's name is Oskar RP and is 6.3 feet in height
Boy 1 of The Boys: What is a Simp?
Boy 2 of The Boys: A Simp is when Oskar RP leaves the group chat with The Boys, to talk to a Julie
Boy 1 of The Boys: But i also heard its when Oskar RP choose to walk home from school with Julie instead of Jacob, which leaves Jacob to commit suicide
by Oskar RP May 7, 2020
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Simp

"This kid's a simp, get him!"
by Bearpat February 20, 2020
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