Open Water Swimming

Generally a group of menopausal ladies having a mid-life crisis, just wanting to get rid of their hot flushes

Karen: Want to go open water swimming?
Mark: No.
Karen: Well I am, I'm bloody boiling

by Brian0401 December 16, 2020

Second hand simping

When you simp for someone that simps 😉

Person1: I’m my gosh it’s so cute how she simps for him

Person2: Omg your second hand simping so much

by Theabusivecat;) June 3, 2021

chuck in the swimming hole

Where a guy fingers a gal in the water about as high as waste high just deep enough to cover their waist and so everyone can see what is going on

I saw a guy doing chuck in the swimming hole yesterday and it was with my girlfriend

by Fox rubber December 26, 2023

eyes are swimming

A sensation of vision becoming blurry or unable to focus after staring at something for too long.

My eyes are swimming after I worked hard for 1 hour.

by WackyGezi January 23, 2024

START ROWING OR START SWIMMING

Your either with us, or you are on your own.

Person A: "Brenda really doesn't like the new rules"

Person B "Then she needs to start rowing or start swimming"

by It'sastupiditypandemic May 20, 2024

START ROWING OR START SWIMMING

Get with it or get out.

Person A: "I don't like these new rules"
Person B: " Well start rowing or start swimming."

by It'sastupiditypandemic May 20, 2024

don't go swimming upstream

phrase

Don't make something harder than it has to be.

That girl isn't worth your time, don't go swimming upstream.

Just study or you'll be swimming upstream.

by fargun October 5, 2025