shitting on my balls

Are you shitting on my balls is a phrase used also as "Are you kidding me" as you are in a state of confusion and disbeleive

"Tressie has scabies? Are you shitting on my balls?

by joe Dion August 1, 2007

Shitfinger

The act of placing your index finger under the nose of an unsuspecting victim after that finger has been used to scratch ones ass.

Anne's face was priceless when Ken gave her the Shitfinger before her wedding picture was taken.

by Fred Garvin MP February 12, 2009

Shitling

A word used to describe your offspring. Especially those that are assholes 95% of the time.

Wonder what that shitling got into today?

Come here you little shitling.

by Motherbear514 July 14, 2018

shitlings

Little clumps of shit that get caught in the hair around the ass of long haired dogs and cats. It could be used for people, I suppose but if you're getting anything bigger than a dinkleberry, you probably need to trim your ass hair.

"Hey...sniff, sniff...what stinks? Ewwwwwwwww...that cat has shitlings."

by Hyde43 December 27, 2005

shitting the rainbow

After eating food with copious amounts of food coloring, your poo takes on colors other than the usual shades of brown.

Mate, have a look at the icing on this cake. . . I'll be shitting the rainbow after this.

by Tim J Kelly August 12, 2005

Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn

A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn, is the gay equivalent of a Panther.
A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn is when a younger male, chases older men.

Guy 1: "You know I'm 25 right...?"

Guy 2: "Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean anything, I'm a Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn."

by KickAssKyle January 7, 2011

Shathing

(Verb) (shay-thing)

The act of laying down in the bathtub with the shower raining down hot water on you while simultaneously closing the drain*. Many touch themselves during this process.

*Whether or not one actually closes the drain is a matter of preference.

I was too tired to stand up when I was showering this morning, so I started shathing.

by n1ckf3d January 12, 2011