Shiny brass ring

When wiping one's ass, especially after diarrhea, the soil is so wet that the fingers protrude right through the layers of toilet tissues.

Oh my, this is one shiny brass ring I wouldn't mind taken off my finger. Should I shake it off or use my clean hand to peel it off?

by Alan Chan August 17, 2006

Shiny

Term associated with a very special girlfriend whom at random moments will pounce on you with fussings & demanding of baby making.

/Pounce
Shiny Happy Bounce!

by SimonL August 8, 2007

Shiny Thing

1. n, Simple and prominent distraction.

2. n, Focus of Positive Intent, Happy Thought, Generally good-vibe target goal.

Occasional usage, but widespread among the furry community as imitation of behavior of magpies, raccoons, ferrets, etc.

1. I've got this project that's due Monday, but... Ooo, a Shiny Thing!

2. You may as well admit, now that you've got your new toy, you've found your Shiny Thing.

by Infinity Squared December 27, 2008

Shiny

A shiny is where you spit on your fingers like you were going to shine something and shine your bellend.

I'm going to give myself a shiny rather than a wank tonight.

by Deanybean April 14, 2010

Shings

Elsa Washington

My friend is elsa washings!

by Kathsaaaaaaaaaa January 23, 2010

Shiny

a word to describe a person due to their general appearance. usually meant in a harsh way to cover up the true reason for calling someone this: love.

PERSON 1: 'Hey, look, there's Shiny'
PERSON 2: 'Yeah I mean look at her face...so disgusting'

*PERSON 1 is sad as he is actually in love with Shiny*

by ihatecarrots May 18, 2011

shigy

stupid , (almost retarded) kid, that follows rules and wears neardy glasses, and has fucked up teeth, some dumb ass asain that should not ever get a drivers licence

lets beet the shit out of that shigy over there

by raza December 23, 2003