Sewell

The Sewell: Biggest dick in the room.
A Sewell: A dick that is at least 10in.
The biggest/best dick a woman has experienced.

"The sewell he had was amazing"
"Who has the sewell?"

"Who is The Sewell?"

by Bigben10 April 11, 2021

Sewer

A dirty asshole where every guy throws their 'junk' into.

Dude 1: "hey have you visited the Slut's Sewer?
Dude 2: 'HELL YEA ITS CUSTY'

by the man under the bridge November 14, 2011

sewer cooter

a girl that has a very nasty smelling twat. Usually it is also blown out, but sometimes it isnt. Can smell her twat by just standing next to her

"damn andrew, you didnt hit that did you? Korrie as sewer cooter man."

by valere March 13, 2008

Sewing machine

(male variation) typically when one man uses the shaft of his penis to tickle the entire length of another man's penis by quickly tapping with the girth of penis #1 up and down the side of penis #2. This is called a sewing machine for the fast rhythmic pattern used by penis #1, also typicaly noted for making man with penis #2 hum with joy like a sewing machine.

Sometimes a man just needs the sewing machine to run on him for a while. Once you sew you wanna blow.

by Def king 5000 February 27, 2015

sewer slide

When you have mad diarrhea and go down a water slide

Man I really needed to shit but after that sewer slide I'm much better

by Remz98 December 14, 2019

Seward's Folly

1. Buy a Russian Bride
2. Force feed her a few bottles of vodka
3. Throw her in a freezer
4. Wait a few hours, then gang bang her frozen corpse
5. After her bladder thaws drink her vodka filled urine

This is just like seward's folly (the U.S. purchase of Alaska) because you buy something from Russia that doesn't seem like a good idea at first, its really cold, and in the end you get gold

I'm going to pull a seward's folly next week, are you in?

by Mikhail Gorbachev October 16, 2006

Sewell

To strategically mislead someone into believing what you are telling them is true when in fact you are lying through your teeth.

Conning people and stretching the truth beyond elasticity

“ I just Sewell’d my job interview “

“ this sounds like a bunch of Sewell”

“ the officer knew he had met the biggest Sewell when the man told him he had been shot at”

by Simplelife January 4, 2018