Scratching the service

Australian idiom: to deal with a matter only in the most superficial way. Similar to American ‘Scratching the surface’, but meaning different to ‘Scratching the cervix
We’re so compatible in so many ways and we’re just scratching the service
by AustralianLinguist March 03, 2023
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three hole service

Three whole service is a sexual act usually done in the gay community
Hot Rods gay bar offers the best three hole service around!
by Toefingerchickenwing September 26, 2019
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Service SA

A bunch of drop kick, high school drop outs with a power complex who live to make your life difficult. Leave you waiting in line for hours on end while they all pick their nose and dig in their ears.
I was stuck at Service SA waiting to get a photo for my driver's licence for two hours, bunch of useless cunts they are.
by Kym Karma August 17, 2022
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Soft Service

Getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a dump. Actually making sense compared to such random terms as the blowken. This act represents a girl at an icecream shop pulling a handle and letting the soft serve ice cream fill a cone or bowl.
"Debby went down on Tony while he was taking a shit. It was the best soft service hes ever had, and she loves the smell of crap."
by Teleutaia February 20, 2010
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Terms of Service reader

An insane person (me)
1: I am a Terms of Service reader!
2: Bro what is wrong with you
1: Many things
by Potato the Programmer August 28, 2023
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crowd service

when a naked girl/boy sits on their knees and just waits for a passerby to show they intend to put their cock in their mouth. a crowd can start to form which can easily turn into a blowbang.
When at the sauna, Riley loves to crowd service the random guys that walk around.
by riley.lovecocks January 12, 2021
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by Gimegame January 02, 2025
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