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terms of service

terms of service is a long paragraph nobody reads
'i dare you to read the terms of service'
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service support specialist

A person that possesses a particularly specialist set of skills such as, pressing play, reading logs and sending the an email.
"I fixed the issue and now all I need to do is run it!" ... "No, wait! You cannot press play, we have to send this to a service support specialist in case we do it wrong!"
by specialist123 August 24, 2017
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crowd service

when a naked girl/boy sits on their knees and just waits for a passerby to show they intend to put their cock in their mouth. a crowd can start to form which can easily turn into a blowbang.
When at the sauna, Riley loves to crowd service the random guys that walk around.
by riley.lovecocks January 12, 2021
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Service porn

Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.
My significant others favorite sexual acts lay in the service porn category.
by Lolsueme November 7, 2021
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To speak with a customer service representative, press 9

Well, THANK you --- FINALLY! Dat is what I've been waiting to hear for da last three minutes!
Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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privacy policy and terms of service.

To be honest who reads this you just scroll past, even the game designers make it possible to skip it as fast as possible.
did you just actually read the privacy policy and terms of service.
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The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service

Effectively every part of The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service is violated by 80% of posts.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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