Ass Serviette 

The calculated or deliberate folding of toilette paper into a rectangular napkin, designed to ensure maximum fold usage and minimum breach, to be used after a bowel movement. Most commonly used to prevent shit stains.

"During my morning bowel movement I make an Ass Serviette to ensure maximum folds for maximum space usage".
"I hate it when the tp shreds so I make an Ass Serviette".

Ass Serviette by Tristan Serviette August 5, 2011

the janitorial services of america

just like it says. also a euphemism inferred to relate the concurrence of a person's actions in analogy to being homosexual

that was stoopid man.
YEah that was completely gay!
haha. gay like the janitorial services of america dooshbaggett

the janitorial services of america by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie May 26, 2004

serice 

A woman who is especially spiritual, intellectual, sexy and semi violent in nature. Usually travels in small packs or gangs wearing pentagram pendants and casting black magic or performing satanic rituals.

"Serice is very intelligent"

"Wow did you see her fishnets? So Serice!"
"I bet that girl gives head like a Serice!"

serice by AwkwardWhiteGuy April 20, 2019

servicey 

telling people information you think they want to know before they even ask.

Friend 1: I like your shirt.
Friend 2: Thanks, I got it at a vintage store and then I had it altered at the tailor so it would look like that.

Friend 1: Wow. You're so servicey.

servicey by BischPlz September 11, 2010

Citizenship and Immigration Services

(U.S. GOVERNMENT) successor to the investigations and processing arm of the former Immigration and Naturalization Services (INS) of the USA. In 2003, the INS was dissolved and its enforcement arm transferred to the new Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). The INS had formerly been part of the Justice Department; the CIS is part of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

The CIS is responsible for incarcerating hundreds of thousands of people each year, mostly for petty paperwork filing errors or traffic stops.

She spent months struggling with the wretched, burned-out bureaucracy of the Citizenship and Immigration Services, wondering how anyone could enter the country legally without violating the laws of physics.

Citizenship and Immigration Services by Primus Intra Pares September 4, 2010

Child Trafficking Services

Like child protective services, but in Mexico because they'll place your damn children in a semi and keep them for sex trade.

dave: Have you heard alissa was sold off to the Mexican's child trafficking services?
me: Yeah.. I heard about her getting kidnapped by CTS. Hope she's ok

Child Trafficking Services by GreenKid200000 xmas August 11, 2017

servicing 

an act which involves pleasuring urself and recharging urself on the pleasure side

i servicing myself over that DVD last night

servicing by z1 July 3, 2006