Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation
Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!
by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021
mugGet the Self on digital servicesmug.

sudden service

A word used from the period of 1972 -1979 referring to secret adult establishments which were generally covered up or hidden in fast food restaurant menus
My boy just showed me the kfc menu i see they have them sudden service... mmm chicken ain't the only thing ima be eating
by Your Indian nigga August 17, 2017
mugGet the sudden servicemug.

Lip service

Giving a woman lip service is to use your lips, tongue and mouth on her vulva with intent to bring her to orgasm, as she rightfully deserves.
His enthusiastically gave me some of the most sensational lip service, causing me to buck uncontrollably.

His lip service was so heavenly I could have swore I died and became reborn again.

He asked if I wanted his lip service in exchange for prepping dinner so I eagerly agreed since I don't mind cooking.
by New_application January 30, 2024
mugGet the Lip servicemug.

lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...
"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."
by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015
mugGet the lawn servicemug.

Terms of service

You're perfectly fine with it when it goes the other way around and not reading isn't a good enough legal excuse not to follow it.
Hym "In using my work to create AI you agree to the terms of service. See '¹Clauses' for more details. Blulululululululululululu!"
by Hym Iam April 15, 2025
mugGet the Terms of servicemug.

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