Twigs and Seeds

n. The unsmokable leftovers from screening marijuana before sale, or the stuff at the bottom of the bag after purchase.

Dude, take out the twigs and seed, it'll rip the zig zag.

by callinghome November 2, 2004

seeder

A person who will maliciously partake in sex to spread or 'seed' STD's

me: that guy cameron is such a seeder
friend: yea, i heard he has seed to over 40
me: thats nothing i'm hitting 60

by seederboy September 30, 2012

Seedmaster

A farmer or farmer wanna-be who loves guzzling the loads of other farmers/wanna-be's. Gallons of jizz can be stored in the Gunt.

That Gunt's a real seedmaster.

by DLeurer January 10, 2012

Seedless cucumber

A man who has been fixed (vasectomy) has a "seedless cucumber"

I can't get pregnant, he has a seedless cucumber!

by L.Secret December 9, 2016

seedball

N8te Dogg

seedball - adams dawg

by adams tha ginger kid March 24, 2020

chia seeds

Seed of the salvia hispanica (chia) plant.

Ray Sulak eats chia seeds to fuel his endurance runs.

by AugmentedCactus October 1, 2010

Gundam Seedlings

A general term for anyone who is a fan of the anime Mobile Suit Gundam Seed, whether they be intelligent or extremely dumb. Most have been spawned by it airing on YTV and Cartoon Network, 90% if them being morbidly obese and have no working social life, so they have to spam the forums dead with such phrases as:
"KERA YAHMAHTOE IZ TEH HAWT ANGSTEH BEECH!"
"OMG ASSRAN IZ MIEN!111!!1!1one"
"EYE WANT YZAKS PEN0R!11"

The remaining 10% have a brain, and are quietly enjoying the sight of the jackass fans being slaughtered by the UC fanbase. Amen to that, brotha.

Eye am John D'OH N EyE M GunDUMB S33dling fan cuz GS gut teh angst wit gundums N teh NEKID CHICKS wit big bo0bs. OLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I R SUU SMURT. :D

(Aren't Gundam Seedlings like this just so... punchable? <3)

by Ryoga-chan September 12, 2006