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freshman shock and awe

When you transition to the next highest educational institution (elementary school to middle school, middle school to high school, high school to college) and you need to adjust to your teachers expecting more from you and more work and you're shocked by your grades because they're terrible/not what you expected. Normally "awe shit" follows the shock, thus the "shock and awe"
Aja: Yes! I got straight A's! What'd you get Marcus?
Marcus: *stares at grades, mouth wide open* awe shit
Aja: What's wrong?
Marcus: I got 3 F's! How did this happen!? I did good last year!
Aja: Sounds like you got the freshman shock and awe my friend
by Selenaaaass November 16, 2012
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Pixel-Shock

The shock of finding, upon revisiting a retro game, that your memory has mistakenly rendered the old game in modern graphics.
"I played Legend of Zelda for the first time in like 20 years this weekend. Talk about pixel-shock, I'd remembered the game like a painting and it looked like Pac-Man."
by curatethewords April 16, 2014
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jewel shocker

Nibbling on testicles with teeth causing unexpected pain kinda like a puppy bites their owners hand
those damn frat fuckers were nawing at my testicles calling it jewel shocker treatment
by Kittiesandchoppas December 30, 2014
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hornyleptic shock

When a girl or guy is so horny for such a long time that he or she is in shock and orgasms are rapid
Help she is going into hornyleptic shock!
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Sheep Shocker

The Sheep Shocker is when you're engaged in vaginal sex and as you're about to ejaculate you shock her in the butthole with a taser causing her to shout "baaaa".
I gave Jasmine the sheep shocker last night and she yelled "baaa" so loud it woke up the neighbors.
by wwex June 9, 2014
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Rider's Cock

A condition of random impotence due to one having ridden either saddle or cycle for far too long a period of time.
The man was suffering from an infrequent bout of rider's cock after his long journey, having traveled only by horse/motorcycle.
by ThatTittieGuy July 12, 2014
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Standard shock

The weird mixture of surprise, resentment and anxiety you get when someone mentions having standards that are a lot higher than your own.
“I’m not exactly a great student,” John said.

“Neither am I,” Steven replied. “I feel really average — my GPA is only 3.48!”

John, whose GPA was 2.1, had a standard shock. He didn’t want Steven to think he was a dumbass, and so changed the subject of the conversation.

“How much do you bench?” Andrew asked Ryan.

“Hmm, not much at all. 220 pounds,” Ryan said.

Andrew, who could only lift 160 at best, had a standard shock.

“Yeah, I’m getting there but at the moment I can just do 210,” he replied.
by Brickdictionary118 May 16, 2015
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