silk salmoning

Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.

That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!

by Sir Oli G bumwart November 12, 2006

Samson

CRINGY obnoxious child, meme reker

You are such a samson

by nigelthenigel June 13, 2018

Somalian Dick Salmon

Someone or something that exhibits oddness, lack of hygiene, foreign nature, general sliminess, or a combination of them all.

Damn, Ms. Lopez is a Somalian Dick Salmon. You can smell it.

by InShnawWeTrust February 20, 2011

Salmon

The color of a nice pink pussy. The opposite of roast beef.

Man 1: "So bro... Was she a salmon or roast beef?"
Man 2: "She was SALMON!!!"

by urmomsgreat July 27, 2008

Samson

The dog as-seen in the GIF below. It is a really nice dog, with a deep voice. You need to look him up on youtube (Samson en Gert). It is dutch, but what do you care, right? It is a program for kids, the maker (gert) fucked all of the three members of a kids-girlband called K-3. It has nothing to do with the KKK.

A: I want a dog
B: You should take Samson, he's amazing

by YouknowwhoIamDavid March 1, 2017

salmon

A fish that yields pink flesh. Hits the spot when it is:
-steamed with ginger on top
-pan-fried with sweet and sour sauce
-pan fried with curry and onions on top

Mmm, that curry on salmon last night was awesome.

by StatenIslander December 23, 2007

salmon slap

When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.

Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.

by Smokedaweed June 11, 2006