Samantha

she is a typical girl or guy that likes to eat bricks and drink blood. She is one of those girls/guys that used to love to watch barney, caillou, dora, elmo, teletubbies, ni hao kai lan, go diego go, and curious george and still do. one of those girls. She is one of those girls that love to make weird noises, scream, and dab. A Samantha is usually a weird girl with a sexy booty and loves to show skin. she loves to make awkward, bad, sexual jokes.

That girl is such a Samantha with those jokes.

by thedabbingwombat May 23, 2016

Samantha

She is a wanna-be. She poses to be a bad girl when really she is a scared little bitch. She is easily intimidated and insecure of herself. Her only talent is chasing men away and being fake. She almost looks like a mixture of a chipmunk and the Clown character from the movie "Saw." She is conceited for no good reason at all. Easily intimidated. She stalks the people she hates and copies off them and their style because she knows they are better than her. She claims to be classy but she talks like she is from the ghetto and is very proud of it. She is immature and needs a reality check asap!

Wow she copied me again! She just did a Samantha!

by uenvymebitch February 4, 2010

Samantha

picks her bum and eats it

ewwww why are you samantha

by OMJGIRJ July 9, 2009

samana split

A sexual position where the man lays on his side while the girl lays on her back. The man lays perpendicular to the girl, hold one leg to his chest and holding her other leg in a figure 4 with his legs.

I samana split her and she came instantly.

by Murican Eagle October 16, 2015

Samaila

A boy who loves to have fun and could be sometimes shy. Always brings good vibes and cracks his audience up. He is very talented and hardworking but could be very lazy sometimes. He is very smart and has great leadership qualities. He loves eating food a lot and can't be separated from it. He loves his family and friends and tends to surprise them, showomg them outmost love and care. He is handsome and good looking. A lot of girls secretly have a crush on him.

I sure wish I could use a Samaila to lighten me up !

by Floki March 20, 2017

Samantha

Anyone born with the name Samantha usually has long dark brown hair and blue/ green eyes. She’s tall with a beautiful body and NOT flat even if people say she is. Samantha’s have a great personality filled with humor, sarcasm, and care. Anyone with a friend named Samantha should try to stay friends forever! She’s drop dead gorgeous on the outside and inside. Even if she doesn’t think so her friends always tell her how hot she is. HOTTIE WITH A BODY

Guy: Damn did you see Samantha today?
Guy: ya, she’s so hot and her body is hot AND she has a great personality why can’t she be mine

Girl: I hate her so much because of how perfect she is
Friend: let’s sorwsd rumors about that perfect Samantha then everyone will hate her!

by Holdup7 January 5, 2018

Samadi

Claims being a sea Marshall, navy captain ( actually the only place that he controls warships is in the game : world of Warships)
He also studies medicine and has incomplete skills in playing musical instruments, drawing and sports. He masturbates once per day and always fantasizes about his female friends. But he needs porn videos to accomplish the process (ejaculation). He urinates 24 times a day and has never experienced vaginal,anal or oral sex in his life. He often involves in spying and double/triple/quad agency and messes with his friends. He has kidney failure(not the disease. It refers to his Failure in nephrology exam!)
He has several names that soon will be addressed here

A: hello captian samadi!
B: Hi the little young man, wait ten minutes , I've got to finish this sacred activity (masturbating)

by Nakhoda August 16, 2018