Smeghead

Hannah Edmed who has no eyebrows fat as fuck and has a tight pussy.....

Oi Smeghead why you with olly, is it just for the money,,
also youll die if yous ever shag

by IMRIGHTYOURWRONGAF December 10, 2018

Smegma

a substitute for the filler use of the words “like” or “um”. Used to decrease reliance on filler words

“What was the name of that movie?”
“I think it was...smegma...Sicario 2”

by sjendieosneb April 18, 2020

smegmatic

slow-acting; sluggish; phlegmatic; dull.

The company needs to fire all smegmatic people.

by uttam maharjan September 15, 2011

Smegiest

A person who thinks that they are the greatest teacher in the world and like to call people idiots.
Commonly a maths teacher and a science teacher.
"I do not teach idiots and YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!"

"That Mr. McIntyre is the smegiest"

by McHater_RIOT August 9, 2009

smegamabyte

A combination of the word Smegma and Megabyte - A smegamabyte. A word that can be used to describe an amount of data so gargantuan that even Google can't comprehend the amount. Or, so miniscule that it doesn't even register. Similar to the amount of brain cells in your cock.

I just uploaded this file and it's fucking huge.... like, 600 smegamabytes.

by El_Chorizo January 19, 2010

smegitis

when smeg gets in your eye and forms curdled conjunctivitis like symptoms

person 1: dude, whats that in your eye?
person 2: my boyfriend got some smeg in my eye
person 1: dude, you totally have a case of smegitis

by hannahpattinson March 4, 2010

Smeglet

A word used between close (usually female) friends instead of their real name, which creates a sense of bonding and warmth.

Nothing to do with small smegs

''Alright, Smeglet? How's your athlete's foot today?''

Helen, you smeglet how the devil are you?

by just putting my eyes in February 7, 2010