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Slim Ashley

Miss slim thick, whose forgetful as she is nice.
A Dominican with questionable chink eyes but being in the same car and all the times we've nearly miss death makes me really wonder if she isn't Asian by even a bit (reminder ask how she is at math). Low-key a video game nurd but doubtful if she puts up a fight in either super smash and Mario kart. Also known to humble brag bout how much D she gets in her DM. Has said on occasion and in verbatim "I get the D in DM".
Lastly an avid collector of GoGirl female urination device.
Me: Hey Ashley is corn considered a vegetable right?
Slim Ashley: Yeah I think so
Me: So ugh hey Ashley I hear you like vegetables *raises eyebrow*. What a coincidence cause I'm basically a vegetable in bed *raises other eyebrow*
by Ithroroxatblindkids June 28, 2018
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slim dick

When a man’s penis is thinner than a uncooked noodle.
Man, Jerry had a slim dick when fucking Tyleigh yesterday.
by You’re May 12, 2018
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Slim bourbon

A small chimp who will get on his knees in a heartbeat. What a faggot.
slim bourbon on your knees and clean my shoes!
by Shawnyboiiii October 23, 2018
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slim nut daddy

when a man has a limp penis that doesn't shoot cum.
by Chop37 June 29, 2019
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Slime Tent

Female genitalia. Vagina. But a gross one that has flaps resembling the entrance to a tent.
I saw an old lady's slime tent when I was at the clinic.
by Hargenscroober July 8, 2019
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Slime September

Every Friday in September is national slime day. Slime day is to represent all the fallen slimes.. Yktv. Slimes have died to celebrate on September, Do not waste the slime September month, it could get slimy if you do..

Every slime in the nation is hyped for this event.
Slime September is every Friday of the month!

*Daps Up slime* Lets go its slimy September
by Pattrikk September 10, 2019
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Slime Jman

A person who makes fun of peoples weight, while also being overweight he also goes by the name "wingstop is godlike" and "de comede centrel" slime jman is a pee nigger from the nether divison. He doesnt like pvp
by Jamisyn likes poopy September 14, 2019
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