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shituationalship

A crappy one sided relationship where a partner fails to define the relationship status so they have an out later when they are caught in shady situations or caught messing with other partners.
William says my shituationalship is unhealthy and has zero boundaries as a relationship.
by RAVEN_01 April 9, 2021
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Shituationship

'Stop saying dumbass things, you're not even making sense'

'pumpa pupa plup chuchlipupah'

'We are breaking up'

'Turip ip ip'

shituationship (i had to include the word being defined)
by Pulup Lupus May 23, 2023
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Shituational Awareness

When you know where the toilets is.
Or
When one is able to detect the quality of a bathroom before going in.
Damn that kid always knows where the good toilets are.

You're right, he has good shituational awareness.
by chonkymuff February 10, 2024
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Situational Lust

Feelings of desire for a person who is not particularly attractive but just happens to be the most attractive in the room at that point in time. Often occurs during long boring classes or lectures.

Sufferers usually come to a realisation that the subject of their lust is far less interesting if they ever see them in a different context.
"I thought Joey in my Linguistics class was really hot, but when I saw them in the supermarket I realised it was just a bad case of situational lust"
by Pixel Pixie February 16, 2010
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situation-specific complement

A complement that is worded so that it only applies in the situation the complement is given.
"You look pretty today"

"You were so good this time!"

"I had fun with you tonight"

"This is such a good picture of you!"

"Haley's always giving me situation-specific complements! Like she never just complements me, she has to say 'right now' at the end which basically implies that I suck most of the time and she's surprised that I'm not totally fucking up at the moment"
by omfggafbsrgdfty October 19, 2013
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Situational Sickness

The feeling you get after a night of raging and drinking too much including but not limited to nausea, headaches, general discomfort, guilt, shame.
"I am not feeling so hot today." "Oh...are you actually sick...or do you have situational sickness?"
by grayson_1895 October 19, 2013
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Shit-uation

(Shit-you-ay-shone)
-Being in and/or handling a really bad situation. Often involving family/relationship. But rarely meant in a literal manner.
Thomas- "Hey, what happened last night?"
Steve- "Sorry man. I was in a Shit-uation. My cat got run over, and I had to bury it so the dogs didn't eat it.?"
Thomas- "Did they?"
Steve-" Duh, dude, my dogs a dick."
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"Jeez, man. I have so many Shit-uation at the water treatment plant,"
by Crinkle dot October 8, 2014
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