shitty bowl

when the two worst teams in the nfl play off against one another.

" Damm that shitty bowl was very boring no one scored."

by jca May 21, 2008

Shittygroup

A commonly used term for Citigroup amongst investors and on the street. Citigroup suffered massive financial losses during the 2008 financial due to exposure to troubled mortgages in the form of Collateralized debt obligation (CDO's), compounded by poor risk management The company then massively diluted shares to raise money. Seemingly out of the crisis in 2011 and shed of its govt ownership, the company instituted a despicable reverse split which every one but the management seems to know would further destroy the stock price. With the stock price down almost 97% since before the crisis, the management keeps giving itself massive bonuses while shareholders value plummets.

Shittygroup stock tanked again, no surprise there, no one wants to hold Shitty with a 10 foot pole or their poles.
Their smooth talking CEO, Pandit the Bandit's paycheck is now worth almost the entire dividend given to shareholders despite the fact the company's shares have lost almost 97% of its value under his tenure.

by rufustherat October 2, 2011

Shifting Script

In related to Desired Reality shifting- An outline of your DR. This includes your name, appearance, relationships, location, and much more. You can script anything however you want. A script is very crucial and beneficial when attempting to shift realities.

ME: hey, I was scripting about Hogwarts last night and I got a little stuck, I feel like I don't have enough.
FRIEND: Here is a list of some ideas to add to your shifting script!

by NittyNoo November 10, 2020

Shitty Twat

A female who wipes back to front.

Becca has a shitty twat!

by Randy Kitchens September 12, 2004

kidney shift

What happens momentarily to a woman's body during heterosexual intercourse provided the man is "well equipped". During penetration the kidney shifts because of reduced space in the stomach area.

"smith I get swift wit the lyrical gift hit you wit the dick make you kidney shift...shhh
here we go here we go but I'm not domino"

Notorious B.I.G. - one more chance

by BLANKZ January 30, 2008

ABEG SHIFT

LEAVE MY SIDE,YOU ARE MAKING NOISE

SO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE WISE,ABEG SHIFT

by TESHI April 14, 2022

stick shift

The type of automobile transmission driven by all men (and some women) with two legs and two arms.

Automatic transmissions are for old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.

I'm a man, therefore I drive a stick shift.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005