New Year's Day

Yeah
All is quiet on New Year's Day
A world in white gets underway
I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
On New Year's Day
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
Under a blood red sky
A crowd has gathered in black and white
Arms entwined, the chosen few
The newspapers says, says
Say it's true, it's true
And we can break through
Though torn in two
We can be one

I, I will begin again
I, I will begin again
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
I will be with you again

New Year's Day

by Death Menace September 15, 2023

national sol’s day

when a group of people gather at the their local bar sole d’italia for a couple vegas bombs.

its national sol’s day, let’s drink

(it’s actually just a regular thursday)

by kimkill October 19, 2023

Double-Binary People's Day

Also Double-Binary Visibility Day and Double-Binary Awareness Day.

January 26th.
Origin: International Women's Day and International Men's Day added together

Happy Double-Binary People's Day!

by Shugunou October 23, 2023

International Women's Day

Observed on March 8. Daring women celebrate this day by boldly wearing a strap-on dildo and pegging their male partners right in the ass, symbolizing the fight against patriarchy, triumph over toxic masculinity and progress in gender equality. Redefining masculinity as an act of male empowerment, forward-thinking men confront their male ego by bending over and spreading their ass like true feminist allies.

Woman: Bend on your knees and take it like a man. It's International Women's Day.
Man: My ass is all yours.

by ModernCreek March 6, 2024

national izayah's day

okay so national izayah's day is on the 13th of april of every single year. why you may ask? well because my favorite person was born on this amazing day! they're so perfect and i love them so much! he deserves nothing but the world and so much more! we must protect them at all costs <3

no one:
still absolutely no one:
jiji: IT IS NATIONAL IZAYAH'S DAY SO EVERYONE TELL HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOW! thank you <3

by blunthlder April 8, 2024

Anti-Mother’s Day

The day of June 6th signifies a day in which those who have a certain distaste or hatred for their birth mother

This year I’m celebrating Anti-Mother’s Day because my mom is the worst and I hate her guts

by Qwerty studios June 5, 2024

Non-binary Parent's Day

Non-Binary Parent's Day is a day to celebrate parents that aren't just a Mother and/or a Father. It is celebrated on the 4th Sunday of July.

My parent doesn't like being lumped under mother's day, so we celebrate Non-binary Parent's Day instead.

by Jynjer June 16, 2024