scoop

When you are trying to get with someone romantically

“yeah, i was trying to scoop but he take me up on it”

by skrrtskrrt9873 December 30, 2017

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the vanilla scoop

the act of nutting in a homeless man during a snow storm and proceeding to scoop it out of his asshole with a severed goat penis.

“ dude did you see that guy? he was giving that homeless man the vanilla scoop!”

by gredonglious October 1, 2023

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Scoop

meaning,scrotum poop

wipe your face,you got a little scoop on your lips

by Chris M.F. October 18, 2008

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Corn Scoop

The act of a man sticking his uncircumcised penis into somebody’s asshole and scooping out some corn. The man then takes his penis and feeds the corn back to the other person or a third party.

Last night was Mexican night, so I corn scooped my Girlfriend.

by Palehorse28 August 18, 2025

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scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

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retro-scoop

When a source is identified as having been among the first to acknowledge a phenomenon; or, when journalists write flattering articles about no-bodies in the hope of their future success.

He was the first comedian to make a joke about Obama on Comedy Central - what a retro-scoop.

I just made this Republican sound like the best thing since sliced bread - who knows, maybe I'll get a retro-scoop if one day he becomes president.

by Socoa January 31, 2009

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