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putting the baby to sleep

Sticking a tampon soaked in alcohol up your vag to get fucked faster while chewing raw weed.
What are you doing tonight?
We're putting the baby to sleep
by asgdghdagarsdfasdfa November 25, 2010
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sleep nazi

A person who insists on sleeping at a certain time each night and will even try to convince you to sleep early too. Cannot sleep with a computer monitor on and doesn't want you to work on your homework while he/she is sleeping even if you offer to position the monitor so as not to disturb him/her. Usually uptight about really minor stuff. Gets pissed off easily at night. Does not mind disrupting another person's education by making them work on homework the next day instead of finishing it at three in the morning while he/she is asleep.
That guy is such a sleep nazi. I had to use to the fucking computer lab the entire night because he was bitching about not getting to sleep at night.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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sleep fuck

When a girl is asleep and the guy comes to sneak to her house. The guy fucks her in her sleep inwhich the girl feels absolutely nothing because she believes it's all a dream.
"Mahn where we're you last night?"
"oo i was sleep fuckin this girl. best night ever!"
by supergirl12345 April 14, 2008
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INFECTED SLEEPER CREEPER

When your spouse or significant other is in bed with the flu, you sneak into bed and start pounding her from behind. Then offer her a tablespoon of semen instead of nyquil.
My wife stayed home sick today, I think at lunch Ill go home and give her the infected sleeper creeper.
by packattack September 29, 2009
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Birth By Sleep

The prequel to the popular series Kingdom Hearts. It's only playable on PSP. It features three main protagonists: Terra, Aqua, and Ven, who are each keyblade bearers in training.
Tetsuya Nomura, the director/character designer for the series, stated that Birth By Sleep will answer a lot of questions that were left unanswered in the previous games.
The game is currently available in the United States. It has received both positive and negative reviews.

The suggested play order for Birth By Sleep is as follows:
Terra, Ven, then Aqua.
Xehanort is the main antagonistic in Birth By Sleep.
by terrellsmells October 4, 2010
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sleepbating

When a women has a wet dream and wonders why she actually had an orgasm without stimulation. The only explanation is that she was Sleepbating. Sleepbating implies that the female individual was sexually stimulating herself unbeaknownst to her own consciousness during a rather riviting dream about a sexy ass motherfucker. This can consist of pleasuring yourself with your hands or by rubbing against your sheets.
Desiree: Holy fuck... did i just have sex???... Nah, i must've been Sleepbating again.
by Colinsgonnagetpwned July 16, 2008
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Screep

a late addition, something added at the last minute that wasn't previously considered.

Scope + Creep
Quick Screep, i need this extra feature on the website

Sorry Sir we have had to screep your order, the fish is off.
by matt99 September 9, 2010
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